Instead I present you with the best pun in the English language: (Horace never thought of this)
“She offered her honor and he honored her offer and all night long it was honor and offer” – Anon
A friend (Dick Miller of Natick, Mass) offers this in competition:
“Now I have all the flowers but one!”, said Tom, lackadaisically.
I should mention that the reason the quote from Horace of Rome showed up, is that he was lamenting the waste of cloth due to the design of the Roman togas that draped all of the Senators in the movies and pictures you have seen.